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sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via distraction)

lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

(via asian)

maliciousmelons:

marry rich or die trying

(via orgasm)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via distraction)

words-of-emotion:

Good Vibes HERE
Your time is way too valuable to be wasting on people that can’t accept who you are.
by Turcois Ominek (via words-of-emotion)

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

(Source: guystud, via distraction)

(Source: sshibe, via asian)